(S22) - PT2 - Lazy Days

[Booger]

Well, how can I say this? Fawn Dillmiballs' favorite activity off the football field is, unsurprisingly, fondling his balls. Usually, no one thinks such a mindless activity has the capability to become someone's favorite, but Fawn believes there's something magical about the simple act of stroking your nether regions. It relieves stress, is fun, and if done in public, can replace the need for a mask, since no one will come close to you anyway!
Otherwise, Fawn spends most of his time studying film from the legendary Booger McFarland. Hearing Booger's soothing voice in his ear has a tremendous calming effect on Fawn, and he's been seen listening to past commentaries during live NSFL games as well. Fawn also learns a lot from Booger's playstyle. Despite playing different positions, Fawn learns about football intelligence and about effective football tactics which he believes has positively affected his play on the field.
Lastly, Fawn enjoys hanging out with his teammates whenever he can. He believes that spending time with his teammates is one of the best ways for him to form deep connections with them and will help them find success as a team in the long run. Since the Sailfish are an expansion team, he thinks it's important to give them the best opportunity to succeed, and by forming connections with his teammates, he's doing that.