(S22) - PT2 - Lazy Days

[Reno]

Lazy days, also known as every day for Tree, are my favorite thing in the known universe. There’s nothing better than slacking off and kicking your feet up and watching 17 hours of Netflix and ignoring responsibilities. My hobbies are the subject of much scrutiny and the occasional police investigation but lets just skip over that second part for now shall we? Tree has several hobbies, including sleeping, eating cereal, drinking vodka, eating cereal and drinking vodka at the same time and being an alleged serial killer. Alleged. Nothing is proven. Stop asking.

To give a brief rundown about what Tree does on her day off, we acquired her daily schedule from a torn up piece of paper that we found in her dumpster next to a bloody knife and some empty cereal boxes. It read “Sleep” from about 6AM to 6PM, then after that it said “Cereal and Party” from 7PM to 5AM so we know that she likes to have fun when she’s not on the field. A self-described “party monster, emphasis on the party” Tree is a fanatic. Often seen at the local college frat houses doing keg stands, playing beer pong, throwing human shaped garbage bags into rivers, and having a grand old time with everything and everyone. To quote Tree, “Every day is a lazy day if you make it.”