(S22) - PT2 - Lazy Days

[AdamS]

When Awkward isn't playing football and smashing foes into the ground like so much weasel hide, he enjoys hiking ankle deep in rivers. For miles and miles at a time you can find him in medium strong currented rivers just happily walking along and enjoying the scenery around him. At times he'll even go calf deep once he's sure about the river he's in. If you're curious, you'll know it's him by the singing. Awkward has a passion for rewriting aggressive rap as upbeat showtune style music, and singing it as he hikes along. There are theories that one of the reasons he's so good at getting tackles is that his leg strength is exceptional even by football standards. These hikes would seem to explain that quite a bit. No one can explain the rap showtunes, however. In fact one time some teammates who had heard about his passion (and gotten him to sing) took him to a production of Hamilton. He apparently hated it and it left everyone more confused than ever about their odd teammate. So if you ever happen to be near a river and see a man covered from head to toe and wearing a leather mask walking in the water and singing "I'm Not a Player" like he's on Broadway....well...you'll know you've spotted Awkward Sexjoke in the wild.