(S22) - PT2 - Lazy Days

[Warner]

Cadillac Harris does literally nothing outside of football. He has no life outside of the game that he has devoted himself to playing, despite the fact that he sucks at it. He is horrible at football, as evidenced by his current statistics on the year, but is still for some reason devoted to the sport. Off the field, you can usually find him sitting in his luxury penthouse doing absolutely nothing. You could almost be convinced that he's a statue. Occasionally, you can find him sleeping on his bed, alone, and with his eyes wide open and unmoving, almost corpse-like in appearance. It's truly a scary sight for any that happen to witness him at night. Overall, though his favorite thing to do off the field is sit and stare at paint drying on a wall, or laying down on his lawn and watching grass grow. It's way more fun to watch paint dry and grass grow, which is exactly what Cadillac does and has fun doing. He does also occasionally play blackjack with himself. How does he do it? I don't know. He doesn't even know what the rules of blackjack are, but he claims to be playing it. He's a very unexciting and uninspired football player on the field, and is exactly the same off of it. C'est la vie.

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