(S22) - PT2 - Lazy Days

[Jo3fish5]

You'd think pro running back Joseph Petrongolo does a lot in his spare time. After all, he's one of the DSFL's top backs. But if you think he's an active member of society, you'd be wrong. If he's not playing the greatest sport in the world, Joseph Petrongolo can usually be found in his Portland home, with all of the lights off and curtains drawn, playing on his Xbox One. The games he enjoys playing the most are Call of Duty: Modern Warfare, which he sucks at and makes him mad, Rocket League, which he sucks at and makes him mad, and Minecraft, which he is actually pretty okay at. He beat the ender dragon once, I think. Because Joe is also an athlete in a very competitive environment like the DSFL, every time he dies in COD, Rocket League, or Minecraft, he takes a nice swag from his hydroflasksksksks and then does 5 pushups before returning to action. If not sitting in front of his TV in a hypnosis-like trance, Joseph Petronglo may sometimes be found in his bedroom, sleeping like he has been for the past 13 hours, or maybe even raiding the pantry for his favorite kind of chip, sour cream and onion. One thing's for sure: If he's not on the field, he's definitely not doing anything athletic in the slightest.

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