(S22) - PT2 - Lazy Days

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When it comes to hobbies outside of football for Osiris Firestorm-Fjord, one thing stands out for him among the rest: marble racing. Yes, the obscure and often overlooked sporting event that is slowly taking the world by storm during this pandemic has been a passion for Osiris most of his life. In football, teams have strengths and weaknesses; the league is certainly not completely balanced heading into a season. But in marble racing every marble starts with the same completely balanced chance of winning the race. Thus there is a beauty in the chaos that enfolds with every race as those spectacular colored spheres meander through every twist and turn. Certainly Osiris had dreams of becoming a professional marble racer before football became the center of his life. "Stop playing with your little balls and go make something of yourself," his father always told him. But if football ever fell by the wayside, Osiris would be hitting the marble racing circuit hard. I'm talking investing in custom kitted marbles, a full blown YouTube channel and international travel for the world marble Grand Prix. Alas, for now Osiris merely has time for making custom courses at home with his brothers, watching races on the internet and very occasionally participating in a regional amateur race.