(S22) - PT2 - Lazy Days

[RansackTheUniverse]

Going back to his days in high school, Eldrick Avery had always loved to eat. Food had always been one of his greatest passions in life, rivalling even football. Avery had been known to regularly eat up to 10 Big Macs in a single sitting. This resulted in Eldrick’s weight holding him back on the football field. In his junior season he finally gave up on his love of binge eating so he could make the most of his football career. However, lately Avery has revisited his love of food, but this time he has done it through cooking. Lately, Avery has been spending every waking minute of his life not on the football field, in the kitchen. He’d make anything, from steaks, to pies, to pasta. The only problem was, Eldrick is an absolutely terrible cook. He had always preferred fast food back in his binge eating days, and had stayed out of the kitchen ever since to avoid any temptations. But nowadays, he was cooking an alarming amount of food, and it was all terrible. This actually works out pretty well for Avery though, because the thing is, he doesn’t actually eat any of his food. In order to stay in football shape, he has not eaten a single bite of his cooking. In fact, he hasn’t let anyone else try a bite of his cooking either. He simply throws out every single item of food that he cooks. Avery has stated on multiple occasions that he throws out all of his cooking “for the sewage system”, but he has refused to elaborate beyond that.