Thomas Passmann has some wonderful and wholesome hobbies outside of football. He is something of an artist, practicing his sculpture by carving cryptic messages and crude drawings on live animals and human cadavers. This hobby started off in a morgue when he was a kid; he was just enameled with the lifeless, empty state of death. The pale skin just needed to have a pentagram etched in blood. The sound of tearing flesh and the spurting of blood was relaxing and soothing. It inspired Passmann to delve into a world of artistry he never imagined himself in.
He later got into craftsmanship, learning wood work at a local school. He started manufacturing wooden boxes, which the normal mortals referred to as “coffins.” These boxes were given intricate designs and a sleek coat of paint, further allowing him to showcase his artistic hobby and demonstrate his personality. The smooth boxes were blank canvases, and picturing them in use at a funeral, that idea was just invigorating. Perhaps his cult’s human sacrifices would get to use one of his coffins one day. His art was making a difference, and was something that he could possibly encounter in the real world. These things provide a great escape from football and are a wonderful outlet for the Satanic wide receiver’s morbid fantasies.
He later got into craftsmanship, learning wood work at a local school. He started manufacturing wooden boxes, which the normal mortals referred to as “coffins.” These boxes were given intricate designs and a sleek coat of paint, further allowing him to showcase his artistic hobby and demonstrate his personality. The smooth boxes were blank canvases, and picturing them in use at a funeral, that idea was just invigorating. Perhaps his cult’s human sacrifices would get to use one of his coffins one day. His art was making a difference, and was something that he could possibly encounter in the real world. These things provide a great escape from football and are a wonderful outlet for the Satanic wide receiver’s morbid fantasies.
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