(S24) - Ultimus Week

[Bayley]

Tier 3 - Task 1 (2.5 TPE)

PBE - CW

Tier 3 - Task 25 (2.5 TPE)
The league is prone to change. Reflect on a past change in either the ISFL or DSFL that significantly impacted something - be it a rules change, an expansion or contraction, or even a complete rebranding. What were the effects of this change, and how has it shaken the status quo?

Have we ever thought about moving to a Connect Four League to avoid the issue of where Offensive Lineman will hold someone on a 50 yard catch in the 4th quarter of a playoff game where you may just pull off the upset that you tested just around 30% for? I mean, that has to be the most frustrating thing in the league is just the sim. It makes no sense sometimes, so I would really say that. Secondly, I would move the Chicago Butchers to Tottenham, London, England and become the Tottenham Red Squirrels. We know that the London Royals are evil, so they are going to be the red part of London which is annoying, but what are you going to do? We need to be in the better, blue part of London which is what we will do. Berlin thought they would be cool and go to Germany, but how about we go to England and be better than you. How do you feel about that? I think I would have Taylor Swift sing the National Anthem for the first game of the season to the Queen while she is in attendance of the game which is highly important, obviously. So, those are the couple changes that I would make to the league if I had the power to do so.
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Tier 2 - Task 7 (5 TPE)
7) Awards season is a big part of the offseason festivities. Take the stand, in 400 words or more, for one or more players that are not your own, and argue why they should receive awards glory. They can be your teammates or anyone in the league. How did their stats and on the field contribution contribute to their case this year?

There are so many people that I would choose in terms of Awards. I think the first one is going to be George O'Donnell, the Quarterback of the Chicago Butchers. He really should go for Most Improved. Look at what he did this year for the Butchers. He had 354 completions out of 615 attempts which was first in the entire league while having the second most attempts for 3,974 yards, 20 touchdowns and only 9 interceptions. I think that is really, really good comparative to what happened in previous years for this player. In Season 23, O'Donnell had only 275 completions for 3,083 with 10 touchdowns and 12 interceptions, so when you look at what he did this year, that is an incredible jump that really needs to be looked at. He should really get Breakout Player of the Year in my opinion, so he should be taking home that award.

When it comes to the Cornerback of the Year, I think it should go to the Mountain Biker himself, Tyron Shields as he had a really good year out of the Cornerback position as no one came close in tackles as this guy had 139 which is actually 3rd in the entire league. The next CB only had 121, so he was really doing well. He also had 1 tackle for loss, 1 forced fumble, 1 fumble recovery, 2 interceptions, and 15 pass deflections which is really good when you look at it. So, why would this guy not get this award? That is right, he really should get this award. I know he is young and people will look just at interceptions, but that is a joke and you should not do that. I really think you need to look at everything and not just the one little thing, so the entire package if you will. That is why Shields should get that award, without question in my mind.

Another award should go to Mario VonPebbles. Look at what this freaking guy did this year. He had 17 Taackles for loss which is awesome to see from the MVP while also forcing one fumble and sacking the quarterback 5 times which is great. Yeah, there are people above him in tackles for loss, but who cares about them, they are stupid idiots. MVP on the other hand, is not a silly idiot which needs to come into effect when you are voting for the awards. Do you want a silly person winning any award? I doubt that you do. That is why you should vote for MVP for this defensive line player of the year or whatever the award is actually called. I really do not think you will regret voting for him for that award.
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