(S25) - PT 2 - Endorsement Money

[LancedJack]

Do you like your butter crusty? A nice film of thick crystalized butter across the surface of an effortlessly spreadable dairy product? That's why you need Rusty Ruckers Crusty Butter. Spread it to your hearts content on scones, biscuits, bread and even your main boo. We don't judge. As the premier coverage linebacker at no level of the ISFL or DSFL Rusty is the perfect player to endorse such a product. He goes on smooth and he spread tackles like butter. All it took was a second round selection to take Rusty from DSFL nobody to ISFL Butter Merchant. Did he ever think in his wildest dreams he'd be punting butter at speed? Probably not. Did he ever think he'd manage to wear butter on his face instead of eye black? Also no. But one things for certain I don't eat Rusty Ruckers Crusty Butter but I've seen the house it built and that's smooth. Also in return for this endorsement Rusty gets all the skimmed whey he can possibly bathe in to keep his joints as mobile as possible and also a lifetime supply of butter crust. You can't say fairer than that. So next time you want the crunchy, scratchy taste of crusty butter look no further than Rusty Rucker.