Hey there sports fans! It's the one, the only, the Mayor of Flavortown, Doy Fieri here to tell you all about a hot new product that I'm introducing to the public this winter: Doy's Super Duper Dunkalicious Donkey Sauce! What is Super Duper Dunkalicious Donkey Sauce? it is a proprietary blend of mayonnaise, mango habanero salsa, Worcestershire sauce, brown mustard, and a combination of 13 different spices and seasonings. It's a perfect combination of sweet, spicy, and tangy that will bring you in with its heavenly aroma and then give you a swift kick to the teeth. Doy's Super Duper Dunkalicious Donkey Sauce, S-Triple-D for short, will turn you into a glutton for punishment, as you'll be craving it on everything. Chicken wings? Slather those bad boys in SDDD and show your tailgating friends what it is to know God. Mexican food? Kick your enchilada sauce up to the next level and cover those bad boys with half a gallon. Oh, you're a vegetarian and think that meat is murder? Well I've got news for you! Super Duper Dunkalicious Donkey Sauce is the PERFECT way to add pizzazz to your salads! It also works great as a dip for your carrots and broccoli.
I'm also STOKED to announce that I'm also publishing my first ever cookbook to celebrate the release of S-Triple-D, "Cooking Day with Doy" which will be available at Barnes and Nobles nation-wide November 3rd! In support of the book and the launch of S-Triple-D, we're hosting a contest! Entry rules are simple: send me your homemade recipes involving Doy's Super Duper Dunkalicious Donkey Sauce on Twitter and Instagram with the hashtag #DoyDunkedonMe. One lucky winner will get an all-expenses paid trip down to Tijuana to spend a day with me as we cook for the entire Luchadores team! It'll be a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity! I'm even told that we're expecting some Tijuana legends to show up!
So, get out there and support Flavortown by picking up a bottle of Doy's Super Duper Dunkalicious Donkey Sauce today!
I'm also STOKED to announce that I'm also publishing my first ever cookbook to celebrate the release of S-Triple-D, "Cooking Day with Doy" which will be available at Barnes and Nobles nation-wide November 3rd! In support of the book and the launch of S-Triple-D, we're hosting a contest! Entry rules are simple: send me your homemade recipes involving Doy's Super Duper Dunkalicious Donkey Sauce on Twitter and Instagram with the hashtag #DoyDunkedonMe. One lucky winner will get an all-expenses paid trip down to Tijuana to spend a day with me as we cook for the entire Luchadores team! It'll be a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity! I'm even told that we're expecting some Tijuana legends to show up!
So, get out there and support Flavortown by picking up a bottle of Doy's Super Duper Dunkalicious Donkey Sauce today!
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