(S25) - PT 2 - Endorsement Money

[slothfacekilla]

I think the natural endorsement for New Orleans' Ben Slothlisberger would be a large cigarette company since he is known for playing football while smoking cigarettes.  Let's go with Marlboro as the smokes brand that Ben decides to rep.  Slothlisberger would of course be pushing the classic no filter cigarettes to make sure all the most harmful chemicals are going into his body while he plays football.  Ben would be a part of a new line of national commercials that would air during most of the ISFL games on TV.  It would be a series of commercials where Ben Slothlisberger goes around to different parts of the country (dressed up in his full football gear of course) and throws "passes" to random people, but instead of footballs they are unlit cigarettes and they fly into people's mouths.  The ISFL's [current] most active passer is making sure that everyone fuels their cigarette addictions across the country!  The company would probably try to get Ben to say some sort of slogan at the beginning and/or end of the commercials, but Ben doesn't have much hustle in him and couldn't be bothered to remember the lines.  So the commercials will just end with a close up on Ben's face with a "whatever" look on it while the slogan is put on screen in the form of text.  Beautiful!  It would probably come out that Ben was working with Marlboro before he even made the ISFL, he was smoking the cigs way back in college after all.  Sorry to all the kids about the product choice.

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