While Slurms McKenzie may be a new name to the rosters of the DSFL, Slurms has a little experience in the world of sponsorships and endorsements. Having served as the long time face of the soft drink Slurm, it has been reported that McKenzie will likely stick with what he knows.
When we reached out for comment McKenzie's agent Glurmo told us, “My guy Slurm has already been a long time representative of Slurm, the finest of soft-drinks in the galaxy, and remember kids, if you're sippin' on a Slurm, then you're sippin' like the Original Party Worm!” This agency did manage to contact Slurms who responded to our question with his trademark and expected, “WHIMMY WHAM WHAM WOZZLE!”
Slurms' contract is said to be soon up for renewal. If this young cornerback performs well this season there may be potential for a payday-party! Are we even gonna consider the alternative? Hell no! It's Slurms McKenzie and he's bad-ass! As far as advertising mediums, Slurms has done it all. Billboards, TV commercials, and a lifetime of partying, McKenzie is the worm in many more ways than one.
Even though we're still early in the season there are a few constants that we can expect throughout it, weird cringey ideas from higher offices, some other dumb drama, and the most certain of them all – Slurms with a can of Slurm partyin' down!
When we reached out for comment McKenzie's agent Glurmo told us, “My guy Slurm has already been a long time representative of Slurm, the finest of soft-drinks in the galaxy, and remember kids, if you're sippin' on a Slurm, then you're sippin' like the Original Party Worm!” This agency did manage to contact Slurms who responded to our question with his trademark and expected, “WHIMMY WHAM WHAM WOZZLE!”
Slurms' contract is said to be soon up for renewal. If this young cornerback performs well this season there may be potential for a payday-party! Are we even gonna consider the alternative? Hell no! It's Slurms McKenzie and he's bad-ass! As far as advertising mediums, Slurms has done it all. Billboards, TV commercials, and a lifetime of partying, McKenzie is the worm in many more ways than one.
Even though we're still early in the season there are a few constants that we can expect throughout it, weird cringey ideas from higher offices, some other dumb drama, and the most certain of them all – Slurms with a can of Slurm partyin' down!
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