(S25) - PT 2 - Endorsement Money

[AdamS]

The first thing you need to know is that Hulu has live sports. They've been like family to my family for well over this current colander year, much as they've been a breathtaking gust of fresh air to the world of broadcasting sporting events, movies, original programming, and all of your favorite shows. Shows that something which rhymes with "Getclix" couldn't keep ahold of. Hulu has you covered. Unlike Dr. Pepper, who dropped out of negotiations because they went with some hotshot baseball player, Hulu has been there. Like their streaming capabilities, they as a partner have never let me down. And like me, Hulu relies on making its own name and quality. Unlike some baseball players. And Hulu has been so generous and kind to my family. That trip to Monaco where I announced the engine start for the Grand Prix. The super secret premium membership with no commercials whatsoever. And enough money to make sure my new life is upgraded to the Bigger Easy. When I'm not getting 2 catches in 5 games, I'm on the sideline catching up on how my fantasy team is doing around the league. And for the next 2.5 years until it's time to re-up at a higher rate, you're always gonna hear me talk about how Hulu has live sports. Because it's true. You can ask my dog, who has recently agreed to be renamed Hulu. She likes to bark at other dogs but what she's really doing is letting them know they can catch al the Ultimus Frisbee they want on Hulu, live.