(S25) - PT 2 - Endorsement Money

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London Royals linebacker Logan Sarrasin was recently pulled over by police because of a white powder substance seen all over the players face.

"It's not what you think!"

He slowly pulls out a box filled with bags of Hostess Powder Donettes.

"These bad boys keep me going after a long day on the field. They are delicious, fluffy and, best of all, they come with all of this delicious white powder! You can get yours at a local grocery store near you!"

Sarrasin proceeds to snort all the powdered sugar off a donut and speeds off, leaving the officer standing there, confused and wondering why it felt like he was just part of a TV commercial for donuts.

The officer continues his day thinking about what happened. On his way home, he was craving some snacks and decides to stop by at his local grocery store. There he sees the isle for donuts and decides maybe he should give it a shot. He grabs some Hostess Donettes and heads home.

He flops into his recliner and turns the TV on as he stuffs the first Donette into his mouth. On the Television he sees London Royals linebacker Logan Sarrasin getting pulled over and shouting at him

"It's not what you think"

He chokes on his delicious Hostess Donette, and not having payed attention in his CPR class on his to help himself if he is alone and choking, he passes and eventually succumbs.

Don't be this man. Make sure you get your CPR up to date and pay attention in class. It could save your life.

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