Magnus just landed a big contract at the start of the season with the beloved fast food place Arkansas Fried Chicken to sponsor their new product the Mega Chicken. You see under normal circumstances the heaviest chicken breed gets to be about fifteen pounds before preparation, but the Mega Chicken grows to be over twenty pounds like a turkey. The exact methodology used to create the Mega Chicken is a closely guarded secret and the amount of fine print on the advertisement takes up three separate pages, however it does show Magnus eating a Mega Chicken with no editing involved.
The terms involved more non-disclosure agreements than standard as his amazing agent would tell you, and honestly it was more akin to being sworn to secrecy on punishment of death. On the down low it is believed that the absurdly high payments to Magnus are actually just a means of money laundering for his agent to clean up some of their hundreds of millions of dollars. Although there is no evidence in support of that fact other than Magnus being paid more for this endeavor than any other Arkansas Fried Chicken endorsement in their history. By almost an order of magnitude despite being a nose tackle.
The primary advertisement for the campaign is just to get people used to the sheer absurdity of the Mega Chicken and used to seeing someone eat it. This works out well as Magnus being 6'5” and over three hundred pounds makes the Mega Chicken look more normal in comparison. Before digging in he explains that just like humans have some freakish outliers like him that chickens can have a freakish outlier like the Mega Chicken. Arkansas Fried Chicken just figured out how to mass produce them thanks to their latest scientific breakthrough. He is also appearing in a few more comedic advertisements based on the implication that if you eat the Mega Chicken as a child that you too can grow up to be as big and strong as Magnus Rikiya.
This deal only came about in the last few months as Arkansas Fried Chicken was trying to figure out a way to market a chicken that is approximately twice the size of any other chicken on the market. Also about ten times the size of the average rotisserie chicken. A connection between one of Arkansas Fried Chicken's board of directors and Agent Tesla though allowed them to come to an arrangement that would see Magnus normalize the size of the Mega Chicken. Although only after their initial attempt to get a famed comedian on board failed as the comedian said something about Mega Chicken sounding like a sign of the apocalypse.
In closing the Mega Chicken is perfectly safe for human consumption and is just a large mutant chicken like Magnus Rikiya is a large mutant human.
The terms involved more non-disclosure agreements than standard as his amazing agent would tell you, and honestly it was more akin to being sworn to secrecy on punishment of death. On the down low it is believed that the absurdly high payments to Magnus are actually just a means of money laundering for his agent to clean up some of their hundreds of millions of dollars. Although there is no evidence in support of that fact other than Magnus being paid more for this endeavor than any other Arkansas Fried Chicken endorsement in their history. By almost an order of magnitude despite being a nose tackle.
The primary advertisement for the campaign is just to get people used to the sheer absurdity of the Mega Chicken and used to seeing someone eat it. This works out well as Magnus being 6'5” and over three hundred pounds makes the Mega Chicken look more normal in comparison. Before digging in he explains that just like humans have some freakish outliers like him that chickens can have a freakish outlier like the Mega Chicken. Arkansas Fried Chicken just figured out how to mass produce them thanks to their latest scientific breakthrough. He is also appearing in a few more comedic advertisements based on the implication that if you eat the Mega Chicken as a child that you too can grow up to be as big and strong as Magnus Rikiya.
This deal only came about in the last few months as Arkansas Fried Chicken was trying to figure out a way to market a chicken that is approximately twice the size of any other chicken on the market. Also about ten times the size of the average rotisserie chicken. A connection between one of Arkansas Fried Chicken's board of directors and Agent Tesla though allowed them to come to an arrangement that would see Magnus normalize the size of the Mega Chicken. Although only after their initial attempt to get a famed comedian on board failed as the comedian said something about Mega Chicken sounding like a sign of the apocalypse.
In closing the Mega Chicken is perfectly safe for human consumption and is just a large mutant chicken like Magnus Rikiya is a large mutant human.
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