(S25) - PT 2 - Endorsement Money

[iStegosauruz]

Lets be real, we all know I'm a real dinosaur. Its hard to deny it. I look like a dinosaur, I talk like a dinosaur, I smell like a dinosaur (don't ask). I just happened to miss the boat on having a dinosaur render. I blame infinite for picking this random Wyoming guy as my render when I was inactive during the DSFL draft process. That being said, I'm a real dinosaur. Thats the point. Considering I'm a dinosaur its obvious I'd be endorsed by Icy Hot. What product do your elderly loved ones use more than anything else? Icy Hot and that crappy offbrand Bengay. They need it to soothe their aching muscles because they've reached the age where everything hurts. They're geriatric dinosaurs and as a result would obviously respond positively to a video advertisement of a real dinosaur lathering that cream on himself like you dream of rubbing lotion on the hot babe at the beach. If its suitable for a prehistoric creature that struggles to move it should be suitable for the 70 year old man who has bad knees. The other benefits to being sponsored by Icy Hot is that I could be best buddies with Shaq. We could have another video of us dominating a pickup basketball game together after using Icy Hot. In reality though we'd probably get schooled. I can't imagine my player is any better at basketball than he is at football and all it takes is one scroll of the index to see that I absolutely suck at football. I blame Dermot.