(S25) - PT 2 - Endorsement Money

[Skyline]

Acura Skyline, star running back and the most dangerous receiving threat in the league, has an exciting new endorsement to share with the league: Fight Milk. Fight Milk, while once the fictional alcohol and milk concoction featured in the hit TV show It’s Always Sunny In Philadelphia, has been brought to your home by a group of intrepid and genius Silicon Valley start up company nerds, who are hardcore fans of the show and convinced there is a real market for the product. Skyline, the aggressive, hard running, and Yards After Catch monster that he is, was the investors’ first choice after Tampa Bay’s NFL Tight End Rob Gronkowski to introduce fight milk to the broader consumer market. Skyline is going to be heavily featured in a viral online marketing campaign where Fight Milk plans to have him consume the frothy beverage, grow wings, grow antlers, and then impale opposing defensive backs by swooping down from the sky and shouting out “FIGHT MILK MAKES YOU AWESOME.” The company also plans to feature him in print advertising in Golfer’s Digest and Knitting Monthly, for god knows what reason, and use him at in person trade shows once the COVID pandemic has passed.
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