Throughout the annals of ISFL history the many prestigious institutions that produce these professional athletes fall among the major conferences such as the SEC or the Big 10. Schools such as Wisconsin and LSU clash upon the gridiron while the students play their hearts out just for a shot at glory in the big time.
Then there’s other conferences. The Democratic Order of Planets, AKA DOOP famously adopted football as the common sport leading to a spread throughout the Milky Way. This meant new schools were going to be starting programs. One of those schools was Mars University. A member of the Dusty Urbanized Full Utilitarian Schools conference, beter known as “DUFUS”, MU has made a name of itself of making something out of nothing. I mean they freaking terraformed Mars.
Due to this rapid expansion new players began to make appearances. Players like the Original Party Worm – Slurms McKenzie! McKenzie was not recruited, he walked on…by accident! One fateful night MU found themselves in their conference finals. A tight game had wound down to the final minutes. Slurms himself was preoccupied with the only thing that mattered to him: partying! That night McKenzie would break records for partying, being cool, and interceptions as a stand in cornerback. How did this happen you may ask? Slurms had been up in the stands being rad as f@#$ when someone said, “HEY SLURMS, GO LONG!” As McKenzie slid (He’s a worm, I don’t know what the hell they move but they sure as hell don’t walk) down the bleachers towards the field his eyes never left that can! One second, he was catching an ice-cold Slurm and the next, a pigskin. The opposing teams head coach protested the substitution as illegal, but the officials sustained MU because it was quote, “So f-in sweet!”
It just came naturally for McKenzie. But the wildest part of this story is that McKenzie never had played the sport, much less heard about it! Back on Wormulon McKenzie would spend his days partying in the name of Slurm, but now he had a new purpose, and that was to party his way to the Ultimini with the greatest team to ever exist: the Dallas Birddogs.
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Then there’s other conferences. The Democratic Order of Planets, AKA DOOP famously adopted football as the common sport leading to a spread throughout the Milky Way. This meant new schools were going to be starting programs. One of those schools was Mars University. A member of the Dusty Urbanized Full Utilitarian Schools conference, beter known as “DUFUS”, MU has made a name of itself of making something out of nothing. I mean they freaking terraformed Mars.
Due to this rapid expansion new players began to make appearances. Players like the Original Party Worm – Slurms McKenzie! McKenzie was not recruited, he walked on…by accident! One fateful night MU found themselves in their conference finals. A tight game had wound down to the final minutes. Slurms himself was preoccupied with the only thing that mattered to him: partying! That night McKenzie would break records for partying, being cool, and interceptions as a stand in cornerback. How did this happen you may ask? Slurms had been up in the stands being rad as f@#$ when someone said, “HEY SLURMS, GO LONG!” As McKenzie slid (He’s a worm, I don’t know what the hell they move but they sure as hell don’t walk) down the bleachers towards the field his eyes never left that can! One second, he was catching an ice-cold Slurm and the next, a pigskin. The opposing teams head coach protested the substitution as illegal, but the officials sustained MU because it was quote, “So f-in sweet!”
It just came naturally for McKenzie. But the wildest part of this story is that McKenzie never had played the sport, much less heard about it! Back on Wormulon McKenzie would spend his days partying in the name of Slurm, but now he had a new purpose, and that was to party his way to the Ultimini with the greatest team to ever exist: the Dallas Birddogs.
Word count: 368
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