(S25) - PT 3 - Early Decisions

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Big Slammu was the talk of the town of Jackson. There was a lot of debate at his highschool Jackson Hole if he should be allowed to play. He was a 3rd string LB and defensive lineman during his sophomore and junior year. Of course, the story goes that he at some point before his senior year, he was given powers to become a half shark. This of course made him balloon from a 150 pound nobody to a 260 pound LB who became the best player in Wyoming. Due to his absolutely amazing senior year, he became a top target for colleges, especially at Wyoming. But he decided to not play college and go straight to the DSFL. This was a decision purely because he believed that the archaic NCAA rules would lead to him being banned from the NCAA in his half shark form. This would be a career killer because in his natural form, he never became much larger than his 150 pound frame. Another benefit of his transformation was of course, far faster speed, ferocity, strength etc. He became a football menace in his shark form, and needed no extra development after his senior year to become a legitimate pro player. The pros are also lax in a way the NCAA isn’t, with a large variety of players being accepted, including polar bears, woman, etc.

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