6) Write 800 words or more on something that interests you. It could be related to statistics, to a league issue you take seriously, or a niche part of history that doesn’t fit neatly into either of the above categories. This must be directly related to the league, so don’t wax 800 words about your team’s Werewolf server. Be warned that freedom comes with risk, and this category will be judged especially stringently for anyone trying to spew complete nonsense.
The DSFL at the start of the season was plagued with bot kickers. However, leading the way in scoring were 2 human kickers, we will be talking about the #1 leading scorer, Leo Bloomfield. Scoring 112 points, Bloomfield outscored the #2 scorer by 19 points. Myrtle Beach went 11-3, and was the #1 ranked team in the DSFL. But do they get there if Bloomfield didn't score a single point? We now enter what I am going to call, the Timberlake Dimension. Bob Timberlake was a real life NFL player, he went 1/15 on field goals for the worst field goal percentage of all time (6.7%), what happens in this dimension is all field goals and extra points for our subject will have a 6.7% chance of being good. For this I will be using google's random number generator to pick a number from 1-1000, if the number is 1-67 the kick will be good, if not the kick will miss, all kicks that already missed will still be considered misses. With that out of the way, let's see how Bloomfield does. Is he still the leading scorer? Does Myrtle Beach have the #1 seed? Does Leo Bloomfield even manage to score a single point? Before this happens I just want to say this brought me pain to do. Here we go.
In real life Myrtle Beach won their first game 33-7, Bloomfield went 4/5 on field goals, and 3/3 on extra points. In the Timberlake Dimension, Myrtle Beach still wins the game, but the score is 18-7, and Bloomfield missed all his kicks. In week 2 Myrtle Beach was absolutely destroyed, they lost 10-44, and Bloomfield in total was 2/3 on kicks. But the Timberlake Dimension only desires pain, and wants to make already lopsided losses even worse. Myrtle Beach has an even worse day as they now lose 44-6. Bloomfield, the league's leading scorer, has yet to score a point. In week 3 we have the first game where the winner could possibly be different, a 13-6 victory for Myrtle Beach where Bloomfield was 3/4 on kicks. In this simulation, Bloomfield missed all his kicks again, leaving the score tied at 6-6. In week 4 Myrtle Beach won their game 27-16, they still win in the Timberlake Dimension, but the score is 18-16, and Bloomfield still has yet to successfully make a kick. In week 5 Myrtle Beach won their 4th game of the season this time 16-14, improving their record to 4-1. Myrtle Beach loses 7-14. But something very important happened, Bloomfield got his first point of the season, an extra point early in the third quarter of their 5th game. But instead of being 4-1, Myrtle Beach is now 2-2-1. In week 6 Myrtle Beach won another lopsided game, this time 42-10, with Bloomfield only having a 6.7% chance to successfully score on any kick this shrinks to a 36-10 lead as he only attempted extra points that game. In week 7 Myrtle Beach won their game 17-9, in the Timberlake Dimension Myrtle Beach wins their game 12-9. At the halfway point of the season instead of being 6-1, they are 4-2-1, and Bloomfield has scored only a single point so far. In week 8 Myrtle Beach lost 3-20, instead they now lose 0-20 and have tied their loss total for the season. In week 9 Myrtle Beach won their game 20-18, now they lose that game 12-18, and are now 4-4-1, and Bloomfield has still only scored a single point all season. In week 10 Myrtle Beach got blown out 10-48. Myrtle Beach still loses this game, but Bloomfield fails to score even a single point leaving them at 6. In week 11 The outcome does not change, Myrtle Beach still wins, but instead of winning 17-9, they win 12-9. Myrtle beach won their next 3 games all by margins that would not change if Bloomfield missed all his kicks, but let's see if he can increase his point total. Bloomfield scored zero points in week 12, and in week 13, but in week 14 Bloomfield doubled his point total by scoring another extra point, this time early in the second quarter. Myrtle Beach instead of going 11-3 instead go 8-5-1, and Bloomfield instead of being the leading scorer in the league scores only 2 points, 110 points less than what he actually got. Leo Bloomfield in real life was 34/34 on Extra points, and 26/30 on field goals, perfect from <20 yards, 20-29 yards, and had the DSFL longest successful field goal, a 57 yard kick. But in the Timberlake Dimension, only pain exists, and a kicker who had his confidence destroyed by missing all but 2 of his 64 total kicks for a total of a 3.13% field goal percentage, and being directly responsible for his team losing 3 more games, and no longer being the #1 team in the DSFL.
The DSFL at the start of the season was plagued with bot kickers. However, leading the way in scoring were 2 human kickers, we will be talking about the #1 leading scorer, Leo Bloomfield. Scoring 112 points, Bloomfield outscored the #2 scorer by 19 points. Myrtle Beach went 11-3, and was the #1 ranked team in the DSFL. But do they get there if Bloomfield didn't score a single point? We now enter what I am going to call, the Timberlake Dimension. Bob Timberlake was a real life NFL player, he went 1/15 on field goals for the worst field goal percentage of all time (6.7%), what happens in this dimension is all field goals and extra points for our subject will have a 6.7% chance of being good. For this I will be using google's random number generator to pick a number from 1-1000, if the number is 1-67 the kick will be good, if not the kick will miss, all kicks that already missed will still be considered misses. With that out of the way, let's see how Bloomfield does. Is he still the leading scorer? Does Myrtle Beach have the #1 seed? Does Leo Bloomfield even manage to score a single point? Before this happens I just want to say this brought me pain to do. Here we go.
In real life Myrtle Beach won their first game 33-7, Bloomfield went 4/5 on field goals, and 3/3 on extra points. In the Timberlake Dimension, Myrtle Beach still wins the game, but the score is 18-7, and Bloomfield missed all his kicks. In week 2 Myrtle Beach was absolutely destroyed, they lost 10-44, and Bloomfield in total was 2/3 on kicks. But the Timberlake Dimension only desires pain, and wants to make already lopsided losses even worse. Myrtle Beach has an even worse day as they now lose 44-6. Bloomfield, the league's leading scorer, has yet to score a point. In week 3 we have the first game where the winner could possibly be different, a 13-6 victory for Myrtle Beach where Bloomfield was 3/4 on kicks. In this simulation, Bloomfield missed all his kicks again, leaving the score tied at 6-6. In week 4 Myrtle Beach won their game 27-16, they still win in the Timberlake Dimension, but the score is 18-16, and Bloomfield still has yet to successfully make a kick. In week 5 Myrtle Beach won their 4th game of the season this time 16-14, improving their record to 4-1. Myrtle Beach loses 7-14. But something very important happened, Bloomfield got his first point of the season, an extra point early in the third quarter of their 5th game. But instead of being 4-1, Myrtle Beach is now 2-2-1. In week 6 Myrtle Beach won another lopsided game, this time 42-10, with Bloomfield only having a 6.7% chance to successfully score on any kick this shrinks to a 36-10 lead as he only attempted extra points that game. In week 7 Myrtle Beach won their game 17-9, in the Timberlake Dimension Myrtle Beach wins their game 12-9. At the halfway point of the season instead of being 6-1, they are 4-2-1, and Bloomfield has scored only a single point so far. In week 8 Myrtle Beach lost 3-20, instead they now lose 0-20 and have tied their loss total for the season. In week 9 Myrtle Beach won their game 20-18, now they lose that game 12-18, and are now 4-4-1, and Bloomfield has still only scored a single point all season. In week 10 Myrtle Beach got blown out 10-48. Myrtle Beach still loses this game, but Bloomfield fails to score even a single point leaving them at 6. In week 11 The outcome does not change, Myrtle Beach still wins, but instead of winning 17-9, they win 12-9. Myrtle beach won their next 3 games all by margins that would not change if Bloomfield missed all his kicks, but let's see if he can increase his point total. Bloomfield scored zero points in week 12, and in week 13, but in week 14 Bloomfield doubled his point total by scoring another extra point, this time early in the second quarter. Myrtle Beach instead of going 11-3 instead go 8-5-1, and Bloomfield instead of being the leading scorer in the league scores only 2 points, 110 points less than what he actually got. Leo Bloomfield in real life was 34/34 on Extra points, and 26/30 on field goals, perfect from <20 yards, 20-29 yards, and had the DSFL longest successful field goal, a 57 yard kick. But in the Timberlake Dimension, only pain exists, and a kicker who had his confidence destroyed by missing all but 2 of his 64 total kicks for a total of a 3.13% field goal percentage, and being directly responsible for his team losing 3 more games, and no longer being the #1 team in the DSFL.
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