*Chunt's Mock Draft Spectacular

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To all the teams that had the privilege of drafting Chunt the Badger, you are welcome. Take note ISFL, this is how the draft should go in a few weeks. Acknowledge that a badger playing football is basically a cheat code, understand that I have the best taste in lube in the league, fight back against the tyranny of Head Office for even being okay with employing such a radical speciest as iStegosauruz.

This paragraph really makes me hope Honolulu actually drafts you.