You know, I played at Baylor with Garden and while I was obviously the #2 WR, I still put up some crazy numbers. Didn't get an invite to the All-American game, probably because they found out I'm a quarter French-Canadian, but that didn't even phase me, dog. I've been working out with Steve Smith trying to formulate an edge for my personality, you know.
I'm a guy who avoids the pot. Yeah, the devil's beansprouts is what people are calling it. I smoked once when I was younger but I didn't inhale. Garden may be able to light up fatter leafs than me, but when it comes to integrity and ethics, do you really want a guy on your team who is a dangerous junkie and liable to 'spark up a fat one' at any moment?
Besides, Garden isn't involved in charity organizations like I am. Recently, I campaigned with the group 'Christian Moms Against Dabbing', a guy like me always promotes positivity and dankmemes in the locker room. The catch? There is none, silly! Instead of substance abuse, I find sliced apples and word-based board games usually quench my appetite for a quick buzz. That was never enough for Garden, though. No. Garden needed 5ft quadruple percolating bongs with ice catcher and doobies the size of didgeridoos.
I'm a guy who avoids the pot. Yeah, the devil's beansprouts is what people are calling it. I smoked once when I was younger but I didn't inhale. Garden may be able to light up fatter leafs than me, but when it comes to integrity and ethics, do you really want a guy on your team who is a dangerous junkie and liable to 'spark up a fat one' at any moment?
Besides, Garden isn't involved in charity organizations like I am. Recently, I campaigned with the group 'Christian Moms Against Dabbing', a guy like me always promotes positivity and dankmemes in the locker room. The catch? There is none, silly! Instead of substance abuse, I find sliced apples and word-based board games usually quench my appetite for a quick buzz. That was never enough for Garden, though. No. Garden needed 5ft quadruple percolating bongs with ice catcher and doobies the size of didgeridoos.
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[div align=center][span style='font-size:8pt;line-height:100%']Player[/span] || Draft Profile || Updates
[div align=center][SELECT style="background-color:black; color:brown; font-family:Arial; font-size: 16px; width: 400px; "][br][OPTION]Kendrick Hendrix || Colorado Yeti WR || 304 TPE
[OPTION]
[OPTION]-Drafted #46 Overall by Colorado
[OPTION]-Height: 6'1'' || Weight: 202 lbs
[OPTION]-Number: 83
[OPTION]-Type: Route-Runner
[OPTION]
[OPTION]-Skills:
[OPTION]-Speed: 87 || Agility: 80 || Hands: 77
[OPTION]-Endurance: 70
[OPTION]-Intelligence: 58
[OPTION]-Strength: 50
[OPTION]-Run-Block: 23 || Pass-Block: 16
[OPTION]
[OPTION]-S1 Stats: **Pro-Bowler**
[OPTION]-Record: 8-6 || Targets: 110
[OPTION]-Receptions: 69 || Drops: 28
[OPTION]-Rec. Yards: 868 || Rec. TDs: 4
[OPTION]-Yards Per: 12.6 || Long: 45
[OPTION]
[OPTION]-S1 Playoff Stats: **Ultimus Finalists**
[OPTION]-Record: 1-1 || Targets: 12
[OPTION]-Receptions: 7 || Drops: 2
[OPTION]-Rec. Yards: 87 || Rec. TDs: 0
[OPTION]-Yards Per: 12.4 || Long: 22
[OPTION]
[OPTION]-S2 Stats:
[OPTION]-Record: 3-1 || Targets: 38
[OPTION]-Receptions: 19 || Drops: 3
[OPTION]-Rec. Yards: 294 || Rec. TDs: 1
[OPTION]-Yards Per: 15.5 || Long: 42
[SELECT style="background-color:black; color:brown; font-family:Arial; font-size: 16px; width: 400px; "][br][OPTION]Chet Fische || Colorado Yeti || General Manager
[div align=center][span style='font-size:8pt;line-height:100%']Player[/span] || Draft Profile || Updates
[div align=center][SELECT style="background-color:black; color:brown; font-family:Arial; font-size: 16px; width: 400px; "][br][OPTION]Kendrick Hendrix || Colorado Yeti WR || 304 TPE
[OPTION]
[OPTION]-Drafted #46 Overall by Colorado
[OPTION]-Height: 6'1'' || Weight: 202 lbs
[OPTION]-Number: 83
[OPTION]-Type: Route-Runner
[OPTION]
[OPTION]-Skills:
[OPTION]-Speed: 87 || Agility: 80 || Hands: 77
[OPTION]-Endurance: 70
[OPTION]-Intelligence: 58
[OPTION]-Strength: 50
[OPTION]-Run-Block: 23 || Pass-Block: 16
[OPTION]
[OPTION]-S1 Stats: **Pro-Bowler**
[OPTION]-Record: 8-6 || Targets: 110
[OPTION]-Receptions: 69 || Drops: 28
[OPTION]-Rec. Yards: 868 || Rec. TDs: 4
[OPTION]-Yards Per: 12.6 || Long: 45
[OPTION]
[OPTION]-S1 Playoff Stats: **Ultimus Finalists**
[OPTION]-Record: 1-1 || Targets: 12
[OPTION]-Receptions: 7 || Drops: 2
[OPTION]-Rec. Yards: 87 || Rec. TDs: 0
[OPTION]-Yards Per: 12.4 || Long: 22
[OPTION]
[OPTION]-S2 Stats:
[OPTION]-Record: 3-1 || Targets: 38
[OPTION]-Receptions: 19 || Drops: 3
[OPTION]-Rec. Yards: 294 || Rec. TDs: 1
[OPTION]-Yards Per: 15.5 || Long: 42
[SELECT style="background-color:black; color:brown; font-family:Arial; font-size: 16px; width: 400px; "][br][OPTION]Chet Fische || Colorado Yeti || General Manager
