(S30) PT 2 - Alternate History

[JKortesi81]

If Bayley Cowabunga never decided to be an ISFL Wide Retriever, she’d be living her life as a happy, normal dog in Buffalo, NY. After hearing all about her cool ass Uncles in Carlito Crush and Easton Cole (Both Hall of Fame players by the way) talk to her dad, Joe K, about how cool being a star player in the ISFL was for them, she decided that being an awesome ISFL player was the life for her. As fate would have it, on one of her many walkies, she sniffed out a special mutagen that not only gave her the powers of a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle, but also that of a world class ISFL wide receiver. Joe K, surprised by the transformation of his little puppers, agreed to let her live out her dreams and go to the University of Georgia to be a Bulldog. After that, naturally, she became a Dallas Birddog and won the Ultimini. And now, just like her Uncle Easton before her, she’s an Austin Copperhead. But if none of this happened, she’d be a cool ass dog in Buffalo, playing with her little brother Charles, going on walks, wanting some belly rubs, and being the co-host of the best podcast the ISFL ever had to offer. I’d say she made the right choice. (220)