09-23-2021, 07:52 PM
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BILLS BULLSHIT
Bill’s Bullshit is a daily journal of William Fontaine de La Tour Dauterive’s life in which he vents about the things in his daily life that cause him some irritations or annoyances. Once a day he will write about these things in hopes of getting his anger out on pages instead of the football field.
09/23/21
Entry 1:
Man I still can’t believe that those stupid refs gave me a taunting call. I swear you can’t celebrate anything anymore these days. Professional football is focusing on the wrong things when they decide it’s more important to penalize a man who is celebrating making a good play than it is to penalize face masks or holding penalties. I was getting held all day long and I saw at least three facemask penalties that should’ve been called. But no, they decide to penalize big bad Bill because he started cheering too much after a tackle for a loss. How to they expect the Billdozer to play to his full potential when they don’t let him be himself? There is no containing the excitement of hitting and tacking down a ball carrier especially for negative yards. It’s downright impossible not to be happy about it. But that’s exactly what the league wants from us, to be emotionless robots out there. To tell you the truth I have had it with their bullshit. If we didn’t get blown out so badly by New Orleans I would’ve erupted. This is the type of call that can determine the outcome of a game. So I really hope the refs are able to get together and get this whole this figured out because I need to be able to play like an animal and celebrate like one too. I only have one gear, 100% so there’s really no way I can stop myself from celebrating. Sure I may have made a few inappropriate gestures like running my thumb across my neck acting like I was gonna slice to opponents head off. It’s all for show, it’s what the fans came to see, not this boring football. And sure I may have started spouting off at the red who flagged me. And so what if I threatened the refs wife and family for the outrageous call he made against me? It’s what your supposed to do when someone is trying to f*** you, you’re supposed to fight back. I don’t know who this ref thinks he is, but it is not the last time he has heard from me. I will be formally appealing the call as I have been informed by my attorney that I am being fined for my gestures as well. This is unacceptable and completely uncalled for. I will not stop until I get justice because that’s just the type of person William Fontaine de La Tour Dauterive is! I literally cannot even afford to pay a fine right now, why do you think I’m writing these damn articles. I need money! They don’t want to see me shining, that why they always fining! But oh no they messed with the wrong man this time because there is absolutely no way that I am letting this go. No matter how much my attorney begs and pleads for me to just pay the fine and move on with my life. If I do that then theres no telling what I will be fined for next, drinking during the game?? This mutiny must end here.
Bill’s Bullshit is a daily journal of William Fontaine de La Tour Dauterive’s life in which he vents about the things in his daily life that cause him some irritations or annoyances. Once a day he will write about these things in hopes of getting his anger out on pages instead of the football field.
09/23/21
Entry 1:
Man I still can’t believe that those stupid refs gave me a taunting call. I swear you can’t celebrate anything anymore these days. Professional football is focusing on the wrong things when they decide it’s more important to penalize a man who is celebrating making a good play than it is to penalize face masks or holding penalties. I was getting held all day long and I saw at least three facemask penalties that should’ve been called. But no, they decide to penalize big bad Bill because he started cheering too much after a tackle for a loss. How to they expect the Billdozer to play to his full potential when they don’t let him be himself? There is no containing the excitement of hitting and tacking down a ball carrier especially for negative yards. It’s downright impossible not to be happy about it. But that’s exactly what the league wants from us, to be emotionless robots out there. To tell you the truth I have had it with their bullshit. If we didn’t get blown out so badly by New Orleans I would’ve erupted. This is the type of call that can determine the outcome of a game. So I really hope the refs are able to get together and get this whole this figured out because I need to be able to play like an animal and celebrate like one too. I only have one gear, 100% so there’s really no way I can stop myself from celebrating. Sure I may have made a few inappropriate gestures like running my thumb across my neck acting like I was gonna slice to opponents head off. It’s all for show, it’s what the fans came to see, not this boring football. And sure I may have started spouting off at the red who flagged me. And so what if I threatened the refs wife and family for the outrageous call he made against me? It’s what your supposed to do when someone is trying to f*** you, you’re supposed to fight back. I don’t know who this ref thinks he is, but it is not the last time he has heard from me. I will be formally appealing the call as I have been informed by my attorney that I am being fined for my gestures as well. This is unacceptable and completely uncalled for. I will not stop until I get justice because that’s just the type of person William Fontaine de La Tour Dauterive is! I literally cannot even afford to pay a fine right now, why do you think I’m writing these damn articles. I need money! They don’t want to see me shining, that why they always fining! But oh no they messed with the wrong man this time because there is absolutely no way that I am letting this go. No matter how much my attorney begs and pleads for me to just pay the fine and move on with my life. If I do that then theres no telling what I will be fined for next, drinking during the game?? This mutiny must end here.
“My name is Dauterive comma Bill, I am also insane.”
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