As a loyal French Catholic, Wraiths offensive lineman Francois Lamoreux keeps a small shrine to the paramount patron saint of France, Saint Joan of Arc, in his locker. His dedication to her providence is so pronounced that he has instructed his agent Archon to use her image as his avatar on official NSFL forums. He acquired a holy relic purported to be Joan of Arc's ring through a shell company, and while a well disguised forgery sits in a French theme park, Lamoreux keeps the real ring on a necklace that he wears at all times. Before each game, he grips the ring tightly and prays to the image of Joan while reciting a prayer.
Glorious Joan of Arc
Make my blocks hit their mark
May they praise the way I fought
And avoid dishonor like a disgraceful Huguenot
Grant me more energy than a coked up Colombian
And avoid treachery like you faced from the Burgundians
Give me the constitution of a mighty mountain
And the support you gave to Charles VII the French Dauphin
Support the offensive line's defense against the enemy siege
Like the one you lifted so easily at Orleans
Don't make my GM's trust in me be a mistake
Or he'll do me like you and burn me at the stake.
Glorious Joan of Arc
Make my blocks hit their mark
May they praise the way I fought
And avoid dishonor like a disgraceful Huguenot
Grant me more energy than a coked up Colombian
And avoid treachery like you faced from the Burgundians
Give me the constitution of a mighty mountain
And the support you gave to Charles VII the French Dauphin
Support the offensive line's defense against the enemy siege
Like the one you lifted so easily at Orleans
Don't make my GM's trust in me be a mistake
Or he'll do me like you and burn me at the stake.