(S3) - PT #2 - Lucky Charms

[SwagSloth]

As a Fullback on one of the best o-lines in the league and the bonafide #2 Running Back behind former MVP Bubba Nuck… Kennedy mostly just spends the time before the games playing X-Box One and eating nachos. In fact, his pregame warm-up is actually closer to the kind of tailgating you can find outside of the arena. Typically, Kennedy is always the first to the building, allowing him to spend a few minutes studying the plays for the day, so that he can convince the coaching staff that he didn’t procrastinate. Then, he retires to a hidden cove of the locker room, where his trusty X-Box is waiting for him and the rest of the back-ups, who also partake in the aforementioned nachos. As game time approaches, he usually joins the rest of the players with a few minutes to spare, making sure to get some quick stretching done in front of the coaches, so that it looks like he actually took the time to get ready.

However, the real reason that he shows up so early is so that, prior to anyone else arriving, he can try on Bubba Nuck’s gear and pretend to be a real Running Back. Granted, the waistband has started to stretch out a bit, but don’t tell Bubba. He actually thinks he’s packing on weight and has recently started to diet… and it’s really funny.

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