As the General Manager of the Detroit Lions we were quite excited to hear what Chess would say about a potential summer tryout witht he Lions franchise... He, had another idea. "Wait a god damn second? We exist in the same universe as the NFL? Since when. This whole time I thought the canon was that the NSFL was the major football league. Jesus Christ guys, I thought the NFL folded like ten years ago. What a fucking trip, man." -That is the very eye-opening response we received from C.A. Chess' agent when we contacted him about a potential tryout for the Detroit Lions. I suppose after years of heavy drug usage Chess must've forgotten about the existence of the NFL, which seems strange to me as I'm certain he's had to have seen a game on TV or something over the past few years. But, I guess this is probably for the best because the NFL is much harder on players who use drugs and at least Ballerstorm isn't a douche like that prick Goodell. I guess its safe to say we won't be running into Chess at our Allen Park training facilities any time soon, oh well at least Golladay from Northern Illinois looks like he may be the real deal at wideout.
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