(S3) - Weekend PT #3 - NFL Aspirations

[HENDRIX]

NFL tryout season has concluded. During that time of year is when teams scour the country looking for more talent to add to their lineup. Los Angeles native, and USC alumni Kurt Hendrix has been heavily pursued by hometown teams in the Chargers and Rams. Before the season Kurt took an all expenses paid trip out to LA for a few days to abuse offensive linemen of both teams. Things got very heated during the Rams tryout, Kurt froze Rams tackle Andrew Whitworth with his patented spin move and absolutely obliterated Jared Goff, almost killing him. The sight of their #1 overall pick and franchise savior twitching on the ground caused a mosh pit. Several Rams players charged, Kurt was able to fend off all comers with his helmet. Ten broken noses and two liters of blood later cops were on the scene to diffuse the carnage. Kurt was transported in an armored truck like Garland Greene to the airport to catch the next flight back to Baltimore. In the aftermath Rams coach Sean McVay delivered his own parting shots: "That goon Hendrix belongs in that goon NSFL league making minimum wage." Odds are Kurt punched his ticket to a career in the NSFL, literally and figuratively. (207)