Following his graduation from the University of Arizona, having become a campus hero in his short time in Arizona, Lavelle was invited for private workouts with the Arizona Cardinals.
Lavelle traveled to the center of Glendale to have a look at facilities and organize a meeting with Cardinals GM Steve Keim. Despite receiving a tour of the stadium, Lavelle was unable to schedule a metting with either the GM or another representative.
About a week later Lavelle receives a call while chilling in his agents office, "Bruce Arians is on the phone". "Are you shitting me? For real? " Just answer the fucking phone and hope you've got a tryout my agent replies.
" Is this Lavelle? The fucking cornerback out of fucking Arizona" Bruce asks in a typical Bruce Arians fashion. " Listen fucko, Justin Bethel just went down in training camp, Mathieu is still unfit from his previous knee injuries and Patrick Peterson isn't looking too good, well I guess you could say he's in regular season form to be exact." Anyway I'm calling you to see if you'd like to play Quarterback , we seen you in the Jbearly Memorial Game where you went 10/17 0TD 2 INTS & 1 rushing TD" Carson's been dying lately and has already hit fucking noodle arm stage so we reckon that even with your lack of passing ability, you can easily beat him for the starting QB spot, See you on Monday fucko"
Lavelle traveled to the center of Glendale to have a look at facilities and organize a meeting with Cardinals GM Steve Keim. Despite receiving a tour of the stadium, Lavelle was unable to schedule a metting with either the GM or another representative.
About a week later Lavelle receives a call while chilling in his agents office, "Bruce Arians is on the phone". "Are you shitting me? For real? " Just answer the fucking phone and hope you've got a tryout my agent replies.
" Is this Lavelle? The fucking cornerback out of fucking Arizona" Bruce asks in a typical Bruce Arians fashion. " Listen fucko, Justin Bethel just went down in training camp, Mathieu is still unfit from his previous knee injuries and Patrick Peterson isn't looking too good, well I guess you could say he's in regular season form to be exact." Anyway I'm calling you to see if you'd like to play Quarterback , we seen you in the Jbearly Memorial Game where you went 10/17 0TD 2 INTS & 1 rushing TD" Carson's been dying lately and has already hit fucking noodle arm stage so we reckon that even with your lack of passing ability, you can easily beat him for the starting QB spot, See you on Monday fucko"
