URAH URAH URAH Thaddeus Bullard is a good man. He likes to play football and he loves his teammates. He is a player for the Las Vegas Legion. While playing for the Legion he like to have his pre-game rituals. one of his pre-game rituals is where he says his catchphrases a lot to hype himself up. These phrases include URAH URAH URAH, #MakeItAWin, and THADDEUS WORLDWIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIDE. Saying these keeps him hyped up during the game and as the leader of the offensive line it keeps them hyped up as well. His 2nd ritual is that he likes to kiss his teammates on the lips as a sign of affection to show he's on board with them. The only person he doesn't kiss is Berc because he hates homosexuals and Thaddeus doesn't want to get him mad even though Berc is always touching Thaddeus' ass, balls, and dick when he's under center for the snap. His last pre-game ritual involves eating two entire rotisserie chicken's that he gets from the local grocery store and eats it with an entire extra large slurpee from 7-Eleven. He does this because eating chicken and drinking a slurpee causes him to have the runs in which he has to take a massive shit. This keeps his colon clean during the game so he doesn't have to poo in the middle of a game but it also give him a feeling of fullness.
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