Hello again NSFL, I'm really starting to get tired having to take time out of my day to type up memo's for my client #31 Erlich Burnsman. If you see him around please remind him he owes me for the last one!
I have been asked to write about Burnsman's tryout with the NFL. Why anyone would want to hear this story is beyond me but ask and you shall receive... for a price..
It was a hot summers day in Dallas TX. Burnsman had just gotten out of court when he got word of open tryouts the cowboys were hosting. Now, usually my client would attend an open tryout as an observer, he enjoys dropping some acid and tripping balls in the parking lot. Burnsman was known for his partying ways but this time it didn't quite go as planned. Now, you may be asking yourself "Wait, Mr. Mimes, DID Erlich trip balls still?"
Yes, of course he did. But while following the sound of colors over in the distance, my client #31 Erlich Burnsman accidentally stumbled onto the practice field. The coaches recognized Burnsman from his playing time as a Longhorn and like all other teams, avoided him in the draft because his off field... gecko issues. Now I was not present for this, I am telling you the story the way Burnsman told it to me, so you're almost getting it straight from the horse's mouth.
After being approached by coach Johnson, Burnsman got geared up he got in position. I was told it took what must have been 40 minutes, Burnsman couldn't stop staring at his hands. Anyway, from that point on Burnsman was in the zone. He was making cuts, turning on a dime.. I am not sure I have ever seen that kid move as fast as I heard he did that day. There was even a play where he ran through ALL 11 DEFENDERS on route to the end zone. He scored effortlessly. Rumour has it, he even made some kids cry...
well... he definitely did, as it turns out, my client #31 Erlich Burnsman did not attend an open tryout that day.. he attended the Cowboys annual Make-a-Wish, childrens flag football for a cure game, which pits make-a-wish children against one another in a head to head flag football game.
My client shattered both records and dreams that day, and it is surely one he will think fondly of.
-Buster Mimes rep Erlich Burnsman
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I have been asked to write about Burnsman's tryout with the NFL. Why anyone would want to hear this story is beyond me but ask and you shall receive... for a price..
It was a hot summers day in Dallas TX. Burnsman had just gotten out of court when he got word of open tryouts the cowboys were hosting. Now, usually my client would attend an open tryout as an observer, he enjoys dropping some acid and tripping balls in the parking lot. Burnsman was known for his partying ways but this time it didn't quite go as planned. Now, you may be asking yourself "Wait, Mr. Mimes, DID Erlich trip balls still?"
Yes, of course he did. But while following the sound of colors over in the distance, my client #31 Erlich Burnsman accidentally stumbled onto the practice field. The coaches recognized Burnsman from his playing time as a Longhorn and like all other teams, avoided him in the draft because his off field... gecko issues. Now I was not present for this, I am telling you the story the way Burnsman told it to me, so you're almost getting it straight from the horse's mouth.
After being approached by coach Johnson, Burnsman got geared up he got in position. I was told it took what must have been 40 minutes, Burnsman couldn't stop staring at his hands. Anyway, from that point on Burnsman was in the zone. He was making cuts, turning on a dime.. I am not sure I have ever seen that kid move as fast as I heard he did that day. There was even a play where he ran through ALL 11 DEFENDERS on route to the end zone. He scored effortlessly. Rumour has it, he even made some kids cry...
well... he definitely did, as it turns out, my client #31 Erlich Burnsman did not attend an open tryout that day.. he attended the Cowboys annual Make-a-Wish, childrens flag football for a cure game, which pits make-a-wish children against one another in a head to head flag football game.
My client shattered both records and dreams that day, and it is surely one he will think fondly of.
-Buster Mimes rep Erlich Burnsman
(416 words)
