(S3) - Weekend PT #3 - NFL Aspirations

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Bork Bjornsson has received numerous try out offers from different NFL teams, but the one he was most excited about was with the Minnesota Vikings, due to his Scandinavian roots. Honestly, there wasn’t any other place that was a more perfect fit. Bjornsson would fit well within the Viking’s defensive scheme, Minnesota was in the cold (just how Bjornsson liked it), and there was the obvious Scandinavian connection with the team’s mascot, the Vikings. Bjornsson also was a sucker for the purple color scheme.

Bjornsson’s workout went well. Very well, in fact. The Vikings were all ready to offer him a contract when he all he had to do was pass the NFL mandated player’s physical that every player must complete before they sign their contract. This is where the trouble comes in. You see, the NSFL allows players to use the mysterious drug “TPE,” while the NFL has a strict prohibition on any kind of performance enhancing drug. Because of Bjornsson’s time in the NSFL, he had copious amounts of TPE in his system, especially after his archetype change. The Vikings informed him he would be unable to join their team because of his use of the performance enhancing drug.

But Bork didn’t mind. He likes the NSFL more anyways.

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