“Saint, I just got off the phone with the Cleveland Browns, yeah that’s the Cleveland Brown”
“Isn’t that place basically a graveyard?”
“Yes, but it’s a graveyard for the fucking NFL!”
“What did they want?”
“They want you! They want you to come to Cleveland and workout with them. If you are good then you will get signed.”
“I don’t know, I kind of like it here in Colorado”
“Yeah Colorado’s nice but it’s the NF FUCKING L!”
“Fine, fine I’ll go but I won’t leave until Tuesday I got a game on Monday.”
“Great, I call them and let them know you’re coming. Be you, but more importantly, be great.”
Tuesday morning, he gets on a plan to go to Cleveland. The rest of the week, Johnathon Saint would go to the Browns facility and run some drills for the coaches. The coaches were extremely impressed with but it was just in shorts. So they put him in pads and ran some drills. They took him to the film room and studied tape with him. They loved everything they saw about the man, the myth, the legend, Johnathon Saint.
“We’re not going to sign you.”
“Why not? You said I was excellent!”
“Yeah see that’s the problem, you were too good.”
“Too good?”
“Yeah we have a reputation that we want to keep and by signing you that would ruin it completely”
“Well, what’s this reputation that you want to keep so badly?”
“…Incompetence”
“Isn’t that place basically a graveyard?”
“Yes, but it’s a graveyard for the fucking NFL!”
“What did they want?”
“They want you! They want you to come to Cleveland and workout with them. If you are good then you will get signed.”
“I don’t know, I kind of like it here in Colorado”
“Yeah Colorado’s nice but it’s the NF FUCKING L!”
“Fine, fine I’ll go but I won’t leave until Tuesday I got a game on Monday.”
“Great, I call them and let them know you’re coming. Be you, but more importantly, be great.”
Tuesday morning, he gets on a plan to go to Cleveland. The rest of the week, Johnathon Saint would go to the Browns facility and run some drills for the coaches. The coaches were extremely impressed with but it was just in shorts. So they put him in pads and ran some drills. They took him to the film room and studied tape with him. They loved everything they saw about the man, the myth, the legend, Johnathon Saint.
“We’re not going to sign you.”
“Why not? You said I was excellent!”
“Yeah see that’s the problem, you were too good.”
“Too good?”
“Yeah we have a reputation that we want to keep and by signing you that would ruin it completely”
“Well, what’s this reputation that you want to keep so badly?”
“…Incompetence”
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