(S3) - Weekend PT #3 - NFL Aspirations

[Shadowz]

This year for training camps, Godfrey king was contacted by the Cleveland Browns. Seeing as year after year they've been garbage, the Browns decide to go ahead and let Godfrey try out for whatever position he pleases. First Godfrey tried his hand at quarterback. With much grace and precision, King perfectly weaved through collapsing defenders in the pocket before rifling the ball to a wide open receiver in the end zone. He could tell the coaches were impressed, but was asked to stop trying out at that position. Apparently management got a real scare that Kings prowess at the quarterback position would ruin their chances to tank and screw up another first round pick. Still wanting to try out other positions, King grabbed the ball and started doing reps as a running back. It was no surprise that King could truck through defenders with ease, but he still found a way to have all eyes on him, putting defender after defender into the metaphorical blender. Management got a little angrier at that point. Not only was King showing he would be too good for the Browns, but he also broke the ankles of at least 5 of the players most detrimental to the Browns defense. This meant that the Browns might actually have to compete against the other teams in the NFL! A pure outrage!