SCANDAL SCANDAL SCANDAL: Leroy Jenkins Jr. of the Orange County Otters was kicked out of his own playboy GIF mansion yesterday due to one jealous GIFfy woman who took a nine-iron to Jenkins Jr.'s skull in a fit of rage because he wasn't giving her enough attention. This surely comes as no surprise as Jenkins Jr has been a notorious ladies man since entering the NSFL, his GIF making skills have earned him a full roster full of British women waiting on his call. Jenkins Jr. is expected to make a full recovery, with doctors saying if the club would've hit a few inches to the right he would've been paralyzed from the hips down. Jenkins should be counting his lucky stars but the video of the incident will surely make for some embarrassing GIFs for the running back down the line.
SCANDAL SCANDAL SCANDAL #2, you've heard of the Manti Te'o fake girlfriend story well we have something that's topped that by a long ways. Reviled NSFL agent Archon sent out wedding invitations telling friends that he met a woman and everything happened so fast. Wedding guests were sickened when they showed up to the wedding and it was actually a crusty old gym sock with a small dress and veil attached to it. Another one of Archon's sick trolling jokes or a sign of serious depravity? Either way, this reporter is never going to look at his sock drawer the same way.
SCANDAL SCANDAL SCANDAL #2, you've heard of the Manti Te'o fake girlfriend story well we have something that's topped that by a long ways. Reviled NSFL agent Archon sent out wedding invitations telling friends that he met a woman and everything happened so fast. Wedding guests were sickened when they showed up to the wedding and it was actually a crusty old gym sock with a small dress and veil attached to it. Another one of Archon's sick trolling jokes or a sign of serious depravity? Either way, this reporter is never going to look at his sock drawer the same way.
