Here's the intro song for my wife's new TV show:
Now this is a story all about how
My life got flipped the upside down,
And I'd like to take a minute, just sit right there
I'll tell you how my wife became the queen of tv crazy beware!
In West Arizona, she lives nowadays
On the mall floor is where she spent most of her days
Shoppin', maxin' my cards, relaxin' all cool
And all sipin’ some Cristal outside of our whirlpool,
When a couple of girls who were up to no good
Started makin' trouble in our neighborhood
She got in one little fight and my wife declared
"These bitches next door are gonna meet theeir nightmare"
I begged and pleaded with her day after day
But she packed my suitcase and sent me off on game day
She gave me a kiss and then I saw her eyes go wicked.
I put my Ipod on and said "I might as well kick it"
First class, yo, this is bad
Hearing my teammates’ wife got the same sass.
I wonder what kinda evil my wife be doing like?
Hmmm, then I hear their wives also in a fight.
But wait, I hear they're prissy, bourgeois, and all that
Are these the same women in my wife’s spat?
Shit I think so, I'll see when I’m back there
I hope they're prepared for my wife’s new tear.
Well, uh, the plane landed and when I came out
There was a dude looked like a cop standin' there with my name out
I ain't tryin' to get arrested yet, I just need a beer.
I sprang with the quickness like lightning, disappeared
I app’d for a uber and when it came near
The license plate said ‘Tuck’ and it had cleats in the mirror
If anything I could say that this uber was rare
But I thought "forget it, yo holmes, to my house there!"
I pulled up to the house about 7 or 8
And I yelled to my wife "Yo babe, why an exacavator?”
Looked at my neighbors, I was finally aware
To see she’d torn their house down there.
Now this is a story all about how
My life got flipped the upside down,
And I'd like to take a minute, just sit right there
I'll tell you how my wife became the queen of tv crazy beware!
In West Arizona, she lives nowadays
On the mall floor is where she spent most of her days
Shoppin', maxin' my cards, relaxin' all cool
And all sipin’ some Cristal outside of our whirlpool,
When a couple of girls who were up to no good
Started makin' trouble in our neighborhood
She got in one little fight and my wife declared
"These bitches next door are gonna meet theeir nightmare"
I begged and pleaded with her day after day
But she packed my suitcase and sent me off on game day
She gave me a kiss and then I saw her eyes go wicked.
I put my Ipod on and said "I might as well kick it"
First class, yo, this is bad
Hearing my teammates’ wife got the same sass.
I wonder what kinda evil my wife be doing like?
Hmmm, then I hear their wives also in a fight.
But wait, I hear they're prissy, bourgeois, and all that
Are these the same women in my wife’s spat?
Shit I think so, I'll see when I’m back there
I hope they're prepared for my wife’s new tear.
Well, uh, the plane landed and when I came out
There was a dude looked like a cop standin' there with my name out
I ain't tryin' to get arrested yet, I just need a beer.
I sprang with the quickness like lightning, disappeared
I app’d for a uber and when it came near
The license plate said ‘Tuck’ and it had cleats in the mirror
If anything I could say that this uber was rare
But I thought "forget it, yo holmes, to my house there!"
I pulled up to the house about 7 or 8
And I yelled to my wife "Yo babe, why an exacavator?”
Looked at my neighbors, I was finally aware
To see she’d torn their house down there.
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