The self proclaimed "Real Housewives of San Jose" is a brand new show and will be getting air time tonight.
The funny thing is, the majority of Sabercat players are not married and do not have long term commitments. This show was started by Vincent Sharpei's Ex-Girlfriend named Sarah. It also includes Denzel Diaz's side chick, who goes by the name "Tootles". The other two "housewives" proclaimed to have hooked up with some defensive players on the team, but refuse to state who.
The episode starts with all four of these women buying sleezy outfits to go clubbing later to impress their "men". 45 minutes go by with them basically trying on different outfits, gossiping and being the worst.
Finally, they end up going to the club where a lot of the sabercats players are going to be and the bouncer stops them. "I'm sorry, you four aren't on the list." The next scene is them inside the club and one of them slips and says "It's a good thing the producer paid that bouncer off".
The train wreck continues and they finally approach Vincent, Denzel Diaz, John Canton and Dan Miller. All of these sabercat players have at least one woman at their side, some have two. Sarah starts acting insane and accusing Vincent: "How dare you!" "I will not be with someone that cheats on me!"
Dan stands up and tells her that she is insane, Vincent dumped her ass the first week he was in San Jose. Tootles approaches Diaz and says "Hit me up if you wanna smash later" and then leaves.
The show has now been cancelled.
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The funny thing is, the majority of Sabercat players are not married and do not have long term commitments. This show was started by Vincent Sharpei's Ex-Girlfriend named Sarah. It also includes Denzel Diaz's side chick, who goes by the name "Tootles". The other two "housewives" proclaimed to have hooked up with some defensive players on the team, but refuse to state who.
The episode starts with all four of these women buying sleezy outfits to go clubbing later to impress their "men". 45 minutes go by with them basically trying on different outfits, gossiping and being the worst.
Finally, they end up going to the club where a lot of the sabercats players are going to be and the bouncer stops them. "I'm sorry, you four aren't on the list." The next scene is them inside the club and one of them slips and says "It's a good thing the producer paid that bouncer off".
The train wreck continues and they finally approach Vincent, Denzel Diaz, John Canton and Dan Miller. All of these sabercat players have at least one woman at their side, some have two. Sarah starts acting insane and accusing Vincent: "How dare you!" "I will not be with someone that cheats on me!"
Dan stands up and tells her that she is insane, Vincent dumped her ass the first week he was in San Jose. Tootles approaches Diaz and says "Hit me up if you wanna smash later" and then leaves.
The show has now been cancelled.
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