This season on, the real housewives of the NSFL we take you on a unique ride along to bear witness to a very, very emotional tale of addiction, murder, and betrayal. Starring Arbin Asipi's wife, the addict, three nameless victims, likely the wives of current teammates, and Arbin Aspie. Sorry, Asipi.
Arbin's wife, Olga the Destroyer, is a convicted cannibal who has put on a significant amount of weight in the last week. COINCIDENTALLY, Dwyer, Chess, and Bill Cowher are all currently filling missing persons reports on their wives, who Mrs Destroyer has previously referred to as "sugarless churros."
The relatively small Arbin had this to say when asked by reporters whether he fears for his own safety around Olga, "my wife is a hungry, beautiful woman. She works very hard pillaging villages and extinguishing mortal lives to provide for this family. Please, don't..." suddenly Arbin began to furiously blink, "please don't, HELP us or ME, there is nothing VIOLENT about my WIFE."
We suggested an optometrist and went on our way. Hopefully Arbin is feeling better. This sure promises to be an exciting episode when it releases! Next time on the real housewives of the NSFL, it's the special Halloween edition. Mrs Aspee, the sexy plumpkin works her stem and spreads her virulent seed.
Arbin's wife, Olga the Destroyer, is a convicted cannibal who has put on a significant amount of weight in the last week. COINCIDENTALLY, Dwyer, Chess, and Bill Cowher are all currently filling missing persons reports on their wives, who Mrs Destroyer has previously referred to as "sugarless churros."
The relatively small Arbin had this to say when asked by reporters whether he fears for his own safety around Olga, "my wife is a hungry, beautiful woman. She works very hard pillaging villages and extinguishing mortal lives to provide for this family. Please, don't..." suddenly Arbin began to furiously blink, "please don't, HELP us or ME, there is nothing VIOLENT about my WIFE."
We suggested an optometrist and went on our way. Hopefully Arbin is feeling better. This sure promises to be an exciting episode when it releases! Next time on the real housewives of the NSFL, it's the special Halloween edition. Mrs Aspee, the sexy plumpkin works her stem and spreads her virulent seed.
