(S3) - PT #4 - Best at what they do

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Bork Bjornsson might not be the best player in the NSFL, or the best defensive end in the NSFL, or even the best player on the Yellowknife Wriaths, but the one thing he has that helps him stand out above the rest of the players in the league in his magnificent beard.

The first hairs to appear on Bork’s chin did so while he was just a Freshmen in high school. The last time Bork ever sported a completely shaved face was his Junior year of high school, where he shaved on October 31st in preparation for his school’s no shave November beard growing competition (which he won, of course).

Ever since then, Bork has sported the bearded look constantly and without fail. The ladies love it. The dudes wish they had it. Children marvel at it. The elderly reminisce about what their life would have been like if they had it. And all across the NSFL, players know exactly who “The Bearded One” is. It’s really not even that long, to be honest. But it has that special quality that every potential beard-grower desires. It’s not frizzy or messy looking, it’s not thin, and it doesn’t have random patches of different colors. It’s just amazing.

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