(S3) - Weekend PT #5 - Conspiracies

[Darnellthebeast]

Recent evidence brought to light has shown that universally detested Francois Lemoureax was kidnapped by members of Baltimore Hawks organization. The motive for the kidnapping is clear; Francois Lemoureax, or Archon, was quite possibly the most annoying member in the league during his time in the National Simulation Football League. He constantly attempted to stir up drama, especially with the Hawks, constantly accusing them of cheating even when it wasn't their fault. He liked to bring up Erasmo Broadways extremely agile game, despite the fact that it was in no way the Hawk's fault that Erasmo had incorrect stats. He liked to bring up the drama involving Carmel Gibson and his illegal TPE, despite it again not being the Hawk's fault at all with the blame being on a head office member. These give clear reason for Hawk's members to want to get rid of Archon. A recent surfacing of a recorded tape shows Archon walking by the Baltimore head office while in town for a game. He appears to spray paint a penis on the window, before being confronted by members Avon Blocksdale and Kurt Hendrix. The two grab him and drag him off camera, at which point we can only guess what happens to him.