Trey Willie is, in fact, Carmel "Roidson" Gibson. Think about it. Both play receiving roles. Both play for the Hawks. Willie emerged shortly after Roidson disappeared from NSFL, in the wake of his TPE scandal. Nobody has ever seen Roidson and Willie in the same room at the same time...
Surely Trey Willie's performances this season can't just be because he's That Damn Good™ otherwise he would never have fallen out of the top five in the draft. His numbers exceed all reasonable expectation for a rookie wide receiver on a mediocre team, catching passes from a middling quarterback.
Crazy, right? But it sure makes more sense than the idea that Scrub Kyubee is a good quarterback, or the Hawks are a good team. I mean, come on. It's not like they were the last team to beat the Outlaws in a competitive game both home and away, or anything impressive like that. Though they probably should have, since they have Trey "Juiced Up" Willie, aka Carmel "Roidson" Gibson catching passes out there. In fact, the entire roster is probably juicing. Think about it. Stormblessed was hot garbage in Las Vegas, shows up in Baltimore and all of a sudden is getting 100+ yard games? Last season Erasmo Broadway was dominating out of nowhere -- did you see that guy in season one?! -- offensive lineman Avon Blocksdale was stacking pancakes like it was breakfast, and Sandoval got THREE sacks. I mean, three? What madness is this?
Clearly the Hawks are doped up. And their dealer is Trey "Juiced Up" Willie aka Carmel "Roidson" Gibson, first ballot entrant to the NSFL Hall of Infamy.
Surely Trey Willie's performances this season can't just be because he's That Damn Good™ otherwise he would never have fallen out of the top five in the draft. His numbers exceed all reasonable expectation for a rookie wide receiver on a mediocre team, catching passes from a middling quarterback.
Crazy, right? But it sure makes more sense than the idea that Scrub Kyubee is a good quarterback, or the Hawks are a good team. I mean, come on. It's not like they were the last team to beat the Outlaws in a competitive game both home and away, or anything impressive like that. Though they probably should have, since they have Trey "Juiced Up" Willie, aka Carmel "Roidson" Gibson catching passes out there. In fact, the entire roster is probably juicing. Think about it. Stormblessed was hot garbage in Las Vegas, shows up in Baltimore and all of a sudden is getting 100+ yard games? Last season Erasmo Broadway was dominating out of nowhere -- did you see that guy in season one?! -- offensive lineman Avon Blocksdale was stacking pancakes like it was breakfast, and Sandoval got THREE sacks. I mean, three? What madness is this?
Clearly the Hawks are doped up. And their dealer is Trey "Juiced Up" Willie aka Carmel "Roidson" Gibson, first ballot entrant to the NSFL Hall of Infamy.
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