Are we really supposed to believe that the puppet mastery of Bzerkap stopped after his two-game suspension? Does the head office of the National Sim Football League take us to be fools? I have it on good authority, from Alex Jones himself, that Bzerkap is in fact every single member of the Head Office including Ballerstorm. Using advanced technology developed in the frozen tundra and seclusion of Yellowknife, the "Wraith GM" has harnessed the power of the human mind and can take over people's lives if he so choose. To divert attention away from this fact he has purposely made the Wraith a complete scrub team so that suspicions aren't raised. That's why they are consistently so mediocre, just good enough to make you think he's trying but just bad enough to keep suspicion limited. But I'm breaking this story wide open: In fact, in reality Bzerkap is also all three members of the Outlaws front office -- yes you read that right, Bzerkap is the simmer Er and our head GM Adwyer -- and yes, he's even me. He's controlling me, and I can't get him out of my head. Every once in awhile I regain control of my thoughts before bzerkap yanks the reigns away, I'm begging you -- stop this man! STOP HIM AND LET THE NATIONAL SIM FOOTBALL LEAGUE GO FREE.
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