This isn't a conspiracy. This is fact. I will probably be assassinated for putting this out there.
The entire sim league is a lie. It all started when the teams we're chosen. The outlaws placed the simmer on their own team, and then sent Raven's fan from Ontario to Las Vegas, Perkules to San Jose, Shaka to OCO, Noble to the yeti and Bzerkcap to the wraiths. What followed was a series of GM screw ups from simple inactive GMing (Perkules and Shaka), to self destructive trades (RFFO), to cheating to destroy their own team. The funny part is they didn't even need to do all of this since Er can just rig all of the simulation games. This is to set up an ultimus run for the Outlaws for seasons to come. Why would they do this? Well it is the will of the Illuminati. I haven't been able to track down who is definitively involved in the illuminati, but I do know one thing for sure. Archon and Noble are the same person and we're used to distract the rest of the league.
On top of that, TPE is meaningless, everyone's characters are the same and the stats don't effect the game output.
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The entire sim league is a lie. It all started when the teams we're chosen. The outlaws placed the simmer on their own team, and then sent Raven's fan from Ontario to Las Vegas, Perkules to San Jose, Shaka to OCO, Noble to the yeti and Bzerkcap to the wraiths. What followed was a series of GM screw ups from simple inactive GMing (Perkules and Shaka), to self destructive trades (RFFO), to cheating to destroy their own team. The funny part is they didn't even need to do all of this since Er can just rig all of the simulation games. This is to set up an ultimus run for the Outlaws for seasons to come. Why would they do this? Well it is the will of the Illuminati. I haven't been able to track down who is definitively involved in the illuminati, but I do know one thing for sure. Archon and Noble are the same person and we're used to distract the rest of the league.
On top of that, TPE is meaningless, everyone's characters are the same and the stats don't effect the game output.
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