If you're looking for conspiracy you need to look no further than Season 3's biggest surprise, the Baltimore Hawks defeat of the near invincible Arizona Outlaws and on the Outlaws turf no less. The Hawks are no strangers to controversy (I believe enough has been said about previous Seasons indiscretions), however this may be the spiciest story to sweep across Outlaw nation since the beginning of time.
Did anyone see who loaded the supply of Gatorade for both teams? I have on good authority DSFL standout Mitch Maslin wearing a fake beard and going by the name Randy Misnomer was the Gatorade Procurement Specialist, and let's just say Mr Misnomer added a few extra ingredients to the supply. That's right ladies and gentleman, it is believed Maslin injected Hawk cloaca extract (known for its potency in the bedroom, and the bathroom) directly into the bottles of Tropical and Blue before they were delivered. I knew the Hawks were willing to do whatever it took, but sending one of the players you sent down to the DSFL to poison your opposition ranks #4 on the Hawks list of nefarious acts.
How will the Outlaws respond to such blatant unsportsmanlike conduct? Only time will tell.
Did anyone see who loaded the supply of Gatorade for both teams? I have on good authority DSFL standout Mitch Maslin wearing a fake beard and going by the name Randy Misnomer was the Gatorade Procurement Specialist, and let's just say Mr Misnomer added a few extra ingredients to the supply. That's right ladies and gentleman, it is believed Maslin injected Hawk cloaca extract (known for its potency in the bedroom, and the bathroom) directly into the bottles of Tropical and Blue before they were delivered. I knew the Hawks were willing to do whatever it took, but sending one of the players you sent down to the DSFL to poison your opposition ranks #4 on the Hawks list of nefarious acts.
How will the Outlaws respond to such blatant unsportsmanlike conduct? Only time will tell.
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