Reports from our undercover journalists indicate that the Head Office are actually stray cats. They were seen on all fours meowing loudly until our reporters scratched their chins, to which they responded by uttering a gurgling sound with their throats that we imagine was supposed to imitate a purr.
After they wandered off, photos were sent in by fans of the NSFL who found several members of the head office rummaging through their trash cans and scratching at each other's faces with untrimmed nails.
We're not sure what this means for the future of the league, or the future of cats in general, however, the Head Office did release a statement following the release of this damning evidence. The statement was a loud series of howls and screeches, and then the cat that we believe to be Ballerstorm began kneading the carpet and peed on the camera.
Somehow the Head Office are still actively updating their players. What talented kitties. If anyone is looking for a furry friend to bring home, thr Head Office, I'm sure, would appreciate being given a furever home. Remember, adopt don't shop. And if you're looking for an advantage by bringing home members of the Head Office, well, don't.
After they wandered off, photos were sent in by fans of the NSFL who found several members of the head office rummaging through their trash cans and scratching at each other's faces with untrimmed nails.
We're not sure what this means for the future of the league, or the future of cats in general, however, the Head Office did release a statement following the release of this damning evidence. The statement was a loud series of howls and screeches, and then the cat that we believe to be Ballerstorm began kneading the carpet and peed on the camera.
Somehow the Head Office are still actively updating their players. What talented kitties. If anyone is looking for a furry friend to bring home, thr Head Office, I'm sure, would appreciate being given a furever home. Remember, adopt don't shop. And if you're looking for an advantage by bringing home members of the Head Office, well, don't.
