(S3) - Weekend PT #5 - Conspiracies

[manicmav36]

Everyone has some crazy conspiracy theory that they know is true. The difference with my Theory though? It’s not just a theory, I can prove it’s true. Every day at precisely 2:32 PM, Pacific Standard Time, ErMurzor opens his briefcase and slowly removes his HP laptop, that he bought in a Black Friday deal nearly three years ago. He turns it on and boots up our league sim program. The first thing he does is go straight to the Outlaws roster and edit all of his players’ stats, Jayce Tuck, to 100’s. How else can you explain a player that records 26 sacks and 75 tackles, while playing defensive end, in only 12 games? Those are super human numbers that can only be explained with cheating. Very convenient that the man who controls the sims is also putting up MVP numbers year in and year out. He broke his own sacks record this year! Do I have actual proof? No.
Don’t even get me started on how shockingly good his team, the Outlaws is. A bit too convenient how his team happens to be, far and away the best team in the league, year in and year out. Too many people catching on? Better throw a home game against the Hawks! I’m onto you, ErMurazor. You will be brought to justice!