Conspiracy theories are a dime a dozen these days with savants like Alex Jones shedding some light. However, there is one conspiracy that may never see the light of day. I hope to change that.
Jayce Tuck, a player widely regarded as the best athletes on the field and the best player in the league is using periformance enhancing juice. I know this is shocking to hear, but Tuck's insane sack totals are not due to hard work, athleticism, or superior teammates. No, it's due to a 'juicing' cleanse Tuck has been on for more than three years.
He began with a trip down to South America after college, where he learned the secrets of the mango. He visited many local tribes in the amazon, pretending to be on a mission. The only mission he was on was natural fructose and sucrose ingestion. Growing up in America, it's common place for people to ingest their sugar via HFCS or High Fructose Corn Syrup, and as such it is the only allowable form of sugar in the league.
Tuck has circumvented this. He's discovered that squeezing fruits and drinking the juice not only gives him a cleaner energy source but more potent too. It's also impossible to test for once it's entered the blood stream. USADA has knocked on his doors for many weeks but come away with nothing. His fruits are conveniently gone every time, and any knowledge of them too.
It's this journalists hope that we can soon find a way to test for these illegal substances and put a stop to his tyrannical reign.
@ErMurazor
Jayce Tuck, a player widely regarded as the best athletes on the field and the best player in the league is using periformance enhancing juice. I know this is shocking to hear, but Tuck's insane sack totals are not due to hard work, athleticism, or superior teammates. No, it's due to a 'juicing' cleanse Tuck has been on for more than three years.
He began with a trip down to South America after college, where he learned the secrets of the mango. He visited many local tribes in the amazon, pretending to be on a mission. The only mission he was on was natural fructose and sucrose ingestion. Growing up in America, it's common place for people to ingest their sugar via HFCS or High Fructose Corn Syrup, and as such it is the only allowable form of sugar in the league.
Tuck has circumvented this. He's discovered that squeezing fruits and drinking the juice not only gives him a cleaner energy source but more potent too. It's also impossible to test for once it's entered the blood stream. USADA has knocked on his doors for many weeks but come away with nothing. His fruits are conveniently gone every time, and any knowledge of them too.
It's this journalists hope that we can soon find a way to test for these illegal substances and put a stop to his tyrannical reign.
@ErMurazor
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