(S3) - PT #5 - Paying the Bills

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Times are tough for the Winchester family this season. Having poor representation by his sports agency Winchester is locked in for a league minimum contract through the end of season 6. This is following his rookie contract of the minimum salary for 3 years. Angus Winchester will likely go down in history as one of the lowest paid players in the NSFL. And given his offseason habit of making more Winchesters, it is getting harder and harder to pay the bills. To that end, Angus Winchester has begun moonlighting as a male exotic dancer. Instead of spending his Friday and Saturday nights with his wife and kids, Winchester finds himself dancing on stage in a banana hammock and a bowtie at an Orange County Chip n' Dales during the offseason. The monster of a man draws the biggest crowds of screaming, sweaty, drunk middle-aged women on the west coast. It is rumored that @DeathOnReddit 's mother flies all the way from Arizona every weekend for a private dance with her favorite offensive lineman. Although it was a difficult decision for Winchester to make at first, it soon became so lucrative he couldn't give it up. He won't admit how much he makes on the record, likely for tax purposes, but he is rumored to be leaving with over $5000 on a good night.