Really? CA Chess makes a whopping NSFL salary of $2 million dollars in addition to the $5 million or whatever the fuck they pay General Managers nowadays, why in the hell would he need a summer job? I mean come on, even the minimum contracts in this league are six figures -- this isn't 1928 we don't need to have multiple jobs to make ends meet. Personally, Chess likes to live in Er's garage but that has nothing to do with finances, like I said he makes somewhere around $7 million a year so it's more because he likes the atmosphere of Er's garage than anything else. Realistically he could afford to live just about anywhere in Arizona but he picks Er's garage due to ambiance. Listen, if your players are struggling with finances CA Chess would be happy to help you out as a financial advisor -- if you're having difficulty making a multi million dollar salary work don't be ashamed it's okay to ask for help. And who knows, maybe if you're lucky there's a sweet teammate's garage you could take up residency in for a little while. Honestly the National Sim Football League should probably introduce a rookie finances symposium to help bite this problem in the ass. No need to get out the tiny violins for the people paid more than most see in a lifetime to play a children's game.

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